I will probobly not be on for three days, so, for those of you who care, its just a notice. Anyway, today will probobly be another boring day, but PARTY TIME is nearing, and so is the fun.
Today
It suked, it rocked, i slept, i ate, i tlked. It was a day like EVery other! coooooool u say, awesomee i say, and in all reality, nobody cares. Morbid, yet truthful. *HUGZ FOR ALL* Spread the love!!
If I were still asleep
That tittle has absolutly nothing to do with anything im about to say. I REALLY bored, but i'll live. Anyway, i woke up and was wondering what day it was cause i gotta partay on the 31st of may. Guess what day it is. the 26. AND it's memorial day. I checked the calender on my computer. Thats sad when you can't keep track of time. and yet another sleepless night has p****ed for me where I talked to odd people on the internet who say their 18 and 12 and 15 and young ages and were probably twice those ages. It was interesting. I've got six e-mail addresses and three phone numbers. Im so hot. anyway, I just wanted to say,
Hugz for my peeps
OMG I AM SOOO NOT SHOCKED
That tittle is for all of my friends whom are shocked that miley cirus or citrus or whatevr her name is posed topless in vanity fair. C'MON PEOPLE, IT WASN'T EVEN PORNO LIKE HARRY POTTER!!! although im sure thier are people whom would like it to be. Leave the hoe alone!! so what she had no shirt! nobody cares but horney teens ho can't get any. its hanna montana's back. get over it. Ya'll stay cool.
FUNNY JOKE I FOUND :))
I found this funny for many reasons, and i thought that I should share with the world.
*THE RELIGIOUS SCHOOL JOKE* (if u r a devout christian, go no further. If u go further and still say you are a devout christian, u r a lie)
Sam and Sally are at a religious school, and Sally keeps poking sam with a pencil. The techaer asks Sam, "Who is the creator of the Universe and ALL its inhabitants?" Sally pokes Sam with a pencil and he screams,"GOD!" "Correct." says the teacher. "Who sacrificed his life for all humanity?" she asked next. Sally, once again, pokes Sam with a pencil and he screams, "JESUS CHRIST!!" "Yes. Very good. Now, what did Eve say to Adam after the had their 500th child?" Sally pokes Sam. "IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME IM GOING TO TAKE IT AND SNAP IT IN HALF!!!" The class looks at sam with wide eyes. "Correct. You may sit down Samuel."
:)) i likes dat one


