AND YES IM OBSESSED WITH MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE!!!!!!!!

Welcome

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Parade

The Ten Commandments of a Chemical Romance
1.Thou shall not put a gun to thy lover's head.
2.Thou shall be willing to die for love.
3.Thou shall seek revenge on those who wrong you.
4.Thou shall be a demolition lover.
5.Thou shall unleash the bats.
6.Thou shall protect thy lover from everything. (even vampires)
7.Thou shall respect the lords , Gerard , Frank , Mikey , Bob , Ray
8.Thou shall sing the holy hymns of the chemical romance.
9.Thou shall see beauty in bloody love.
10.Thou shall rock hard.

The Ten Commandments of the Black Parade
1.Thou shalt except death as it comes
2.Thou shalt sing and march without question
3.Thou shalt face fear and regret
4.thou shalt let go of thy dreams
5.Thou shalt give blood
6.Thou shalt fear thy sins
7.Thou shalt protect thy brothers in arms
8.Thou shalt darken thy clothes
9.Thou shalt not walk this world alone
10.THOU SHALT CARRY ON!!!

THIS IS DEDICATED TO EACH AND EVERY MCR FAN, OLD AND NEW....
Who was a demolition lover.
Who was NEVER okay.
Who was welcomed to the Black Parade.
THIS IS TO:
Every Helena, Patient, and Harmless Vampire.
Every single fan whom may never see them play.
Team Blonde Gerard. Rest in peace my friends.
Every one who cracked that one "Back in Black" joke.
Those of you who mourned for Mikey's glasses.
Those of you who live Life on the Murder Scene.
Those who cried to Ghost of You.
Those who cried to Famous Last Words.
Those who worried about Bob and his burn.
You who helped Gerard STAY sober.
Those who have an obsession with Ray's hair.
Those who love Frankie Iero........ You know who you are.
Everyone who is not afraid to keep on living.
LET'S CRASH THE CEMETARY GATES!
WE WILL HAVE THE BAND AND EACH OTHER FOREver!!!

Do you Have My Chemical Romance Disorder?

Symptoms include:

- Uncontrollable, random babbling about the five band members. In severe cases, this resorts to dreaming about them.

- Obsessive purchasing of all magazines that simply mention the words 'My Chemical Romance' somewhere on its pages.

- When anyone asks if you're okay, you reply with "I'm not o-f*cking-Kay!".

- Casual dropping of other MCR song lyrics into conversations.

- The inability to go 10 minutes without hearing Gerard Way screaming.

- Willing to kill, or be killed, for your loyalty to the band; anyone says a bad word about them, it's like a red rag to a bull.

- Claiming to your friends that 'Mikey Way(or any other band member) is God,' and truly believing this statement.

-Telling your parents,priest, etc. That you have converted to Ieroism

- In extreme cases, stalking the band members, waiting for hours to see them, then when you finally do, all you can manage to do is scream, is highly likely.

- Screaming whenever you hear the names Bob, Mikey, Ray, Gerard or Frank.

- Listening to all 3 of their CDs more then five times a day.

- Making all of your friends listen to every song they ever made.

- Only wearing black and red.

- Celebrating all of their birthdays which are:

Sept 10-Mikey

April 9-Gerard

Oct 31-Frank

Dec 31-Bob

July 15-Ray

1.Real M.C.R fans know more songs than Helena.

2.Real M.C.R fans know Gerard Way's brother's name

3.Real M.C.R fans shout 'YES!' when one of their songs comes on.

4.Real M.C.R fans punch their cousins/brother

/friends for dissing Gerard's hair.

5.Real fans shop for hours just to find a red tie for a M.C.R concert.

6.Real M.C.R fans have this on their profile.

MCR SAVED MY LIFE

²²GottaLoveMCR²²

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These people saved our lives. They taught us not to fear the vampires, to thank the venom and to carry on. They may not be okay, but they know the worst that they could say and how things are always better if you say - 'so long, and goodnight'.

My BRUTAL Romance
My BEAUTIFUL Romance
My MISERABLE Romance
My X-RATED Romance
My INOCCENT Romance
My SELFISH Romance
My WATERCOLOUR Romance
My CHILDISH Romance
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE

The 10 commandments of Frank Iero
1. Thou shalt run around until thou can no longer breathe
2. Thou shalt eat twizzlers
3. Thou shalt let the singer feel thou up
4. Thou shalt wear a badge on thy shirt, collar or hood
5. Thou shalt get tatoos
6. Thou shalt kick random objects should they be in thy way
7. Thou shalt grin with all teeth
8. Thou shalt change thy hair style every year
9.Thou shalt wear sunglasses in situations of conflict
10. Thou shalt burn everything and call it Cajun

Every word Gerard sings. Every beat Bob plays. Every solo Ray has ever put his heart into. Every note Mikey hit. Every rhythm that has ever come out of Frank's guitar - saved the lives of thousands who didn't think they could make it.

If you ever felt Alone

If you ever felt Rejected

If you ever felt Confused

If you ever felt Lost

If you ever felt Anxious

If you ever felt Wrong

If you ever felt Wronged

If you ever felt Unclean

If you ever felt Angry

If you ever felt Ashamed

If you ever felt Curious

If you ever felt Used

Be prepared to feel...

Revenge ^^

Feel the Romance

My Brutal Romance

My Beautiful Romance

My Miserable Romance

My X-Rated Romance

My Harlequin Romance

My Innocent Romance

My Selfish Romance

My Water-Coloured Romance

My Chemical Romance

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You Say Pink

I Say Black

You Say Fall Out Boy

I Say My Chemical Romance

You Say Joel Madden

I Say BillyMartin

You Say Pop

I Say Rock

You Say I'm Weird

I Say I'm Different

You Say White

I Say Red

You Say Paramore

I Say Black Crows

You Say Pete Wentz

I Say Gerard Way

You Say Rap

I Say Punk

You Say I have no friends

I Say you need to look in the mirror

120 reasons to love gerard way

1.his smile

2.his artistic vision

3. his politeness

4.his sense of humor

5. the way he says "tour"

6.his humbleness

7.his laugh

8.the way he says his "r"s

9. his VOICE

10.his passion for everything he talks about

11.the way he turned his life around

12. his hair(no matter what color)

13.his angelic face

14. his lyrics

15.his love for theatrics

16.his overdramaticness

17. his acting

18. his brotherly love

19.his respect towards women

20.his shyness

21. his music

22.his costumes

23. his suits

24. his sweat jackets

25. his makeup

26. his humble begginings

27.his love for horror movies

28. the fact that hes from new jersey

29.his affection for his fans

30.his creative ability

31.his voice range

32. his tigh pants..hehe

33.his pink feather boas

34.his fear of needles

35. his nerdiness

36.his drawings

37. his coffee addiction

38.his accepting nature

39.his passion for life

40. his love for his grandma

41.the fact that he wrote a song for his grandma

42.the little red spot under his eye

43.his mysterious ring

44. his mysterious personal life..

45.the fact that he got rid of bert

46.his originality

47. the other funny faces he makes

48.his empathy

49. his emphasis on self expression

50.the way he finishes his sentences with "so"

51.his signature

52. his perfect jawline

53.the way he writes on his arms

54.his stage antics

55. his screaming

56. his moaning

57.th other random noises he makes

58.everybody tie your shoes clap clap

59.his love for eating microphones

60.the way he inspires ppl

61. his big sunglasses

62. his big vocabulary

63.his devotion to his music

64.his youthfulness

65.his hip shaking

66. his other hot dance moves

67.his role playing

68.his histrionic tendencies

69.his brilliant ideas

71.the way he likes to lick...things..lol

72.the way he talks out of only one side of his mouth

73.his hands

74. his emotiveness

75.the way he gets ppl involved during shows

76.the way he could get ppl to sing him happy brithday on any day of the year

77.his eyes

78. the way he puts everything into his performances

79.his cursing

80.his love for comic books and star wars

82.his silliness

83.his english accent...lol

84.the way fame hasnt changed him

85. the way he used to stalk cristina ricci

86.his wanting to be better himself

87.his affection for his bandmates

88.his skeleton pjs

89. his boots

90.his obession with death

91.that hes proud of where he came from

92.his love for musicals

93. his love for the camera

94.the way that no matter what he does he looks hot doing it

95.his bunny face...lol

96. the good messages he brings

97.his speeches

98. the way he cares about other ppl

99.his confidence

100. his stage presence

101. his arms

102. his nose

103.the way his lips are crooked when he speaks

104.his small teeth

105. his long eyelashes

106.the way he can relate 2 ppl

107.his lips

108. the face he gets during cancer

109.the way he loves his family

110. his multitude of smiles

111.his individuality

112.the way he does what he wants no matter what other ppl say or think

113.the way he says "like" alot in sentences

114.the face he makes during guitar hero

115.his honesty

117. the way he "flies" on stage

119.his giggle when someone says something funny

120.his split thing he does in midair on stage

 

my chemical romance bible

gerard way puts the laughter in manslaughter, mikey way can slam revolving doors

the cheif export of frank iero is pain, mikey way counted to infinity..twice

frank iero can divide by zero

the grass is always greener on the other side, unless gerard way has been there then it is soaked with tears and blood

frank iero once visited the virgin islands. now they are just the islands

gerard way sleeps with a nightlight. not because he is afraid of the dark,the dark is afraid of him

a tsunami is water running away from bob bryar

bob bryar never gets brain freeze. slurpees know when to back off!

mikey way can speak braille, frank iero jacks off monster trucks

if bob bryar is late, time better slow the f*ck down

geico saved 15% a year by switching to gerard way

ray toro went back in time and stopped the JFK assaination by catching the bullet in mid air. JFKS head just exploded in sheer amazement

gerard way has to sort his laundry into 3 loads. darks,whites,and bloodstains

the most effective type of suicide known to man is to type "frank iero" into google and hit "im feeling lucky"

jesus walked on water. gerard way walked on jesus. (no offense to a christian)

when frank iero gives you the finger he is telling you how many seconds you have to live

gerard way doesnt use pickup lines, he simply says,"now"

mikey way is like a tsunami. if you see him coming its already too late

bob bryar ate the stay puff marshmellow man

ray toro didnt vote for pedro he deported him

when God said,"let there be light" gerard way said "say please"

I will stop wearing BLACk When they invent a darker colour!

i support GUYS who wear eyeliner!

 

............... If you smile I'll smile

If you laugh I laugh

If you jump off a cliff.....

I'll miss you ;(

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Oh baby here comes the sound!

I took a train outta New Orleans and they shot me full of ephedrine.

This is how we like to do it in the murder scene.

Can we settle up the score?

(MCR - Give 'em hell kid)

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weMPWcvxBKE&feature=related

HEY CHECK IT OUT ITZ FCKING HILARIOUS!!!!

just copy n paste it n u will LUV it!

if u luv MCR then ull luv this!

it iz about gerard way and his cookie named freckles....

ima not tellin u morre cuz u gotta see it 2 know!