He's back and he's got a new trick,
Magical Trevor is ten times ****,

As the last time, the last time you saw him
Now you can see why we really adore him

You might think his new trick is sick,
Sawing a pigeon in half with a stick.
Look at the pigeon, now it's in two.
Oh my, its rear end is having a poo.

Look at the mess in aisle two.
Aisle two, that's the place where we saw the Ragu
There's so much Ragu