Well, as you can probably see I am Daniel. was born 12/9/1987 (that's 12th September for Americans :P), I live in Cambridge, England. I am slightly concerned about the number of, to use a legal term, "minors", adding me. Anyone familiar with the term "jailbait"? Not that I'm on this site for annything in particular.
That aside I have a pretty sick sense of humour in which anything goes. Really. Anything. Babies. Rape. Wife beating. Missing children. Dead celebrities. It's just a joke so chillax and take life less seriously.
99% of women kiss with their eyes closed.
That's why it's so hard to identify rapists. (Jimmy Carr)
Anyway, hasta luego.
wow ummm ok idk what to say after reading that idk ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yea you must be perverted or somthin!/!/!/!/! ok i was jk there but seriously my brother is just like that but worse ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm idk i wanna talk to someone
~ TOO LITTLE TOOO LA...TALK EARTHLINGS (earthlings is my term for perves) and no i havent heard of jailbait tell me about it i wanna know!/!/!/!/!/! (earthling)
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