It's been awhile sinc emy last post and there have been many comments about me. I think it's time to reveal a little more about myself. My main obsession is with football (also called soccer in other, less civilised places).

The late William 'Bill' Shankly, a very successful football manager, once said that "some people say that football is a matter of life or death;l I can assure them it's much more important than that". That sums up my attitude towards it.

Anyway, Manchester United, my favourite teams since boyhood, won the Premier League today, beating Chelsea (the representative of everything that is wrong with football). All I need is Cambridge United to win the play-off final and Manchester United to beat Chelsea in the Champions League final and it will be the perfect season.

Well, as you can probably see I am Daniel. was born 12/9/1987 (that's 12th September for Americans :P), I live in Cambridge, England. I am slightly concerned about the number of, to use a legal term, "minors", adding me. Anyone familiar with the term "jailbait"? Not that I'm on this site for annything in particular.

That aside I have a pretty sick sense of humour in which anything goes. Really. Anything. Babies. Rape. Wife beating. Missing children. Dead celebrities. It's just a joke so chillax and take life less seriously.

99% of women kiss with their eyes closed.

That's why it's so hard to identify rapists. (Jimmy Carr)

Anyway, hasta luego.